AmericaXreader~ Americas day off

                    Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now (Shake it up baby)

                    Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now (Shake it up baby)

                    Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, baby, now (Shake it up baby)

                        

                     Ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhh owwwwwwwwww! 

Next thing you knew there were hundreds of balloons in the air from all the citizens that were dancing from Alfred's shenanigans. 

Alice was furious at how Alfred always managed to get away with things while she alway got caught. She ran into her home and stormed in not noticing Ludwig had the same plan. To catch Alfred and prove he was ditching. She ran up the staircase and she kicked Alfred's door open where she saw a mannequin pretending to be Alfred and she war furious. She heard a door open and close and assumed it was Alfred she snuck down stairs and Ludwig heard her coming thinking it was Alfred as well. 

She reached a courner and jumped out "Got you!" And so did Ludwig she yelled and kicked Ludwig sending him flying and she ran up stairs and dialled 911 "hello 911! Yes there is a intruder in my home!....I'm Alice Kirkland or jones....yes my brother is Alfred now there is a intruder in my home. Caucasian, seems in his 20's..... I am very  cute, I am very scared, and very overprotective of my body so send the police!....no this is not a bloody joke!....UGHHHH!" 

She hung up and hid under the covers while Ludwig was leaning his bloody nose. She spoke through a intercoms thought the house. "Listen whoever is in my home I want to let you know I already called the police....I took my fathers gun and I would also like to add I have a scorching case of herpies." Ludwig raised a eyebrow at the last comment and walked out but accidentally dropped his wallet in the kitchen.

You guys got the car back from the parking and were driving away talking about how much fun you guys had. Even Mathew was having fun, Alfred looked at the miles and raised a eyebrow. "Yo Matt how many miles did ya say were on the car?" Mathew smiled still happy on the days events. "126 and halfway between 3 4/10. Why?" He looked at the miles and his eyes grew wide "M-m-m-maple....." He began to hiperventilate there were now 3017miles thanks to Antonio and Gilbert's joy ride. 

Mathews violet eyes were still wide in shock minutes after he found out and he kept hyperventilating. It was starting to freak you out, "Mathew are you okay?.....MATT STOP THAT!" 

I was hiding under the blanket waitin for the cops to come and I heard the doorbell I was relieved and ran down stairs. I opened it and there was a girl in a nurses outfit and two other men and the nurse began to sing while showing off and shaking a indecent amount of cleavage "I heard that you were feeling ill. headache, fever, and a chill. I came to help restore your pluck. 'Cause I'm the nurse who likes to-" 

I shut the door on the disgusting nurse and went to go hide again. 

Mathew was still out out of it and (f/n) was trying to get him to snap out of it. I only wanted him to have fun since we graduate in a few months but I think he finally snapped. Like some kind of fuse in his brain short circuited. Mathew was the kind of guy who was never in love and the first girl he sleeps with he is going to marry. And she's going to be a total bitch to him I mean seriously dude how can you respect someone who kisses your ass?

We got in the jacuzzi and kept telling him to come in but he just stayed sitting down on a chair next to the pool. He stared into the water and he fell in not bothering to get out. I quickly dived in after him and pulled him out he had his eyes closed and I though I lost him. I kept trying to wake him up until his violet eyes opened "Alfred jones your my hero~" he smiled and I couldn't help but laugh.

"Of course dude I mean I am the hero!" (F/n) walked up to him. "Mathew Williams you were fine the whole time! *gasp* you saw me change!" (F/n) began to blush and Mathew got flustered. 

This is a bloody outrage! The idiot police thought I made a phony phone call and brought me in! I was waitin on a bench and this guy kept staining at me until I go so annoyed he spoke "Drugs?" I sighed "No I do not want any bloody drugs you git" he shook his head "no I'm asking if that's why your here." I explained my situation and asked him why he was there and he said drugs. Simply wonderful. My mother walked into the station and began to talk with the officer. Next thing I knew I was lip locked with the boy nex to me. After a good scolding from my mother we left. 

Alfred said if we made the car drive backwards the car mileage would go down which only increased it. I was so angry at how my dad could love the car more than me I guess I snapped. I kicked the cars front making a dent in it scarring (f/n) and Alfred. I kept kicking it over and over again until it fell and drove out of the garage plunging into the forest clearly destroying the car. Alfred's and (f/n)'s eyes were wide in shock. 

Alfred said he would take the blame but I decided I would since I was the one to make it drive off. I was a bit happy knowing I would show my dad but I was really scare too. After Alfred dropped off (f/n) and noticed his parents were going to arrive at his home so he ran.

I was running through back yards jumping on trampolines, running through houses and even running on the street. I bumped into Alice and my father but only Alice noticed me and raced me home. I made it as soon as my parents did s I ran t the back door and there stood Mr.Beldshmit. My eyes grew wide and he smiled "I finally got you, you didn't think you vould get avay did you?" 

Suddenly the back door opened and there stood Alice and she smiled. "There you are Alfred I've been worried sick you know you shouldn't move in your condition, thank you so much Mr.Beldshmit for bringing him home safety, hurry up and go lie down." I nodded and ran up to my room before my parents found out. Alice smiled at Mr.Beldshmit "you forgot this" she handed him his wallet and she slammed the door on his face while our Rottweiler took care of him after that. 

I managed to make it in time and my parents came in and checked on me and said they were glad I was feeling better I couldn't have asked for a better day.